FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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