Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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