Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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