I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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