honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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