This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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