I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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