belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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