he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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