I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
i think im in europe. pls send help
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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