Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You pole danced in your parka.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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