3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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