I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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