Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Randomize
