that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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