ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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