Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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