Christians are straight up FREAKS
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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