Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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