Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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