he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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