I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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