their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We had to coat check the pizza.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
When are your genitals available?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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