STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Let's get the cat blown out
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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