The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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