so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize
