My brain says no but my pants say off.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
So squirting runs in the family.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
