There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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