grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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