His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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