I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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