Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Randomize
