walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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