4 words: hood of his car
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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