My nipple is on Facebook.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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