she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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