I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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