I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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