i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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