she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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