hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
he fucked my hip out of place.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize
