Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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