he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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