She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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