where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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