thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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