Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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