I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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