Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
he just fucked me for my cheese.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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