Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
