Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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