It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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