Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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