How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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