That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
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